Growing Up Is Hard to Do
How does life get so off course?

I love my life. I really do. I’ve got an amazing man that I get to wake up to every morning. My sister and I are closer than ever, and my niece will tell she’s my best friend. I actually have the job I’ve dreamed of since age 5. But this is bet far from the life I thought I’d lead. I thought I’d have figured a way to get a scholarship to finish high school at a boarding school. Then go to Harvard. Be finishing my bachelor degree this year and working on applying to the PhD program while opening my own apothecary/new age shop to pay for the expenses of living in the lovely city of Salem. I’d planned to accomplish so much by now.

elder-goth:

Do an image search for Rozz Williams.
See who actually comes up.
Get four in a row to win Goth bingo!
People in a photo with Rozz don’t count.

elder-goth:

  1. Do an image search for Rozz Williams.
  2. See who actually comes up.
  3. Get four in a row to win Goth bingo!
  4. People in a photo with Rozz don’t count.

fuckyeah1990s:

Best sega game… 

I still play this game a few times a year. The game system is at my grandmother’s “for the kids”. But we all know I’m the only person who even who touches the SEGA. Externally when I need a Sonic fix!

animationfanatic:

I’m pretty sure Hiccup is the Steve Irwin of dragons Vikings

Hiccup: whoaaa, see that dragon there? That’s a skrill! One of the most deadly dragons, they say one shock is enough to kill you…

Hiccup:

Hiccup:…

Hiccup: I’m gonna touch it

Honest to God, my dad just tried to explain Kosher to me. My dad, Baptist since birth and has never read the old testament, tried it to explain it to me, who lives in a conservative Jewish home that keeps Kosher. He thinks all you have to do to make food kosher is have a “priest” bless it. He so convinced that when I actually explained to him all that Kosher entails with regards to food preparation, he was like “Yeah, uh huh, if you say so”. I love my dad.


I think it would legitimately solve every problem I have at work if people came in and saw me drinking blood-red raspberry tea from a skull cup.

I think it would legitimately solve every problem I have at work if people came in and saw me drinking blood-red raspberry tea from a skull cup.

did-you-kno:

Source

Or bikinis

did-you-kno:

Source

Or bikinis

thisiskindagross:

Chores are so tedious 

Who would you cast as each character in a live action movie?
Anonymous

thisiskindagross:

Aidan Turner as Satan:

Emma Stone as Natalie:

Sam Clafin as Archangel Michael:

Salim Kechiouche as Archangel Gabriel:

Zac Efron as Michael Panagakos:

Hayden Panettiere as Kristi:

That’s about as close as I can think of right now. They kinda look like the characters so blahh

Why did you have to make Satan so attractive? Even this actor is way more attractive than I need to think of Satan as. I should not want to fuck Satan. That is a very bad thing. -.-

Coming from such a long line of alcoholics, I probably shouldn’t drink. My grandfather was an alcoholic that somehow managed to find it down and note only drinks a few beers a night (he was notorious for getting drunk and passing out places). My dad was an alcoholic by his sophomore year of college but stopped drinking only because my mom said she wouldn’t marry him if he continued drinking. And then about 50% of the rest of my cannot (actually, that’s being nice. Might be more) are currently alcoholics or were at some point in their life. Part of me doesn’t care, continues adding stuff to my “to drink in the future” list, and is intensely proud of the contents of my liquor cabinet. The rest of me is a little frightened…